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  • Mom: who are you texting?
  • Me: nobody
  • Mom: what are you doing then?
  • Me: nothing

joshpeck:

when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them

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(via alphasandassociates)

jetpack-johnny:

destielsrainbowdick:

morlarty:

IF YOU GET STABBED DON’T FUCKING REMOVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF YOU IF YOU TAKE IT OUT YOU’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.

however if you’re trying to kill someone DON’T FUCKING LEAVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF THEM IF YOU TAKE IT OUT THEY’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.

wait..

(Source: wrrench, via kenzietaaaylor)

diabbie:

sexandmanhattan:

Se03 Ep01

mariahbella

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

(via translucidus)

bitchpuddinq:

*tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*

(Source: dumbgay, via shimmyshimmylipgloss)

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via shimmyshimmylipgloss)