mythoughtsinblogform:

morrawr:

damnsherlockwhathappened:

milkyblue:

magicbuffet:

LAUGHIN HARD

OH MY GOD I FINALLY HAVE FOUND A PICTURE THAT ILLUSTRATES MY LIFE PERFECTLY

EVERY FUCKING DAY

GOD DAMN IT HAAHAH

THIS IS WHY I DON’T EVEN BOTHER WITH MAKEUP

mogatrat:

zombieofthesith:

This made me giggle like a loser.

boss is going by

quick wave at the boss

laughingstation:

via laughingstation 

Today I got a detention for standing up for what I believe in.  

• Teacher: Write down 3 things you dislike about yourself
• Me: *sits there*
• Teacher: Ciara, why aren't you writing?
• Me: I can't do this. I will take a zero, sorry.
• Teacher: Why?
• Me: Because I refuse to promote self-hate. Because some people in the world can fill out 20 of these front and back with no blank spaces and this can trigger someone.
• Teacher: Ciara, you have to do it or I am sending you to the office.
• Me: Okay. *gets up and walks to office*
•  you win all the awards. congratufuckinglations.

via laughingstation 

victimswelcometosamstown:

pinkrangerwasgayyy:

steftastic:

sensiblysenselessturtle:

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

forever reblogging this, my most favouite gif EVER

<3

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

DYING

When…. 

elliecore:

my mom ask me to clean my room

my teacher gives homework over the weekend

you cant finish this post because you got test tom.

“So, even when we don’t kill our probation worker… we have to kill our probation worker.”

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