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Today I got a detention for standing up for what I...
Teacher: Write down 3 things you dislike about yourself
Me: *sits there*
Teacher: Ciara, why aren't you writing?
Me: I can't do this. I will take a zero, sorry.
Me: Because I refuse to promote self-hate. Because some people in the world can fill out 20 of these front and back with no blank spaces and this can trigger someone.
Teacher: Ciara, you have to do it or I am sending you to the office.
Me: Okay. *gets up and walks to office*
you win all the awards. congratufuckinglations.
elliecore: my mom ask me to clean my room my teacher gives homework over the weekend you cant finish this post because you got test tom.
rebelhooker: urban dictionary is like the sexually experienced older sister I never had who I can ask what slang means without my parents knowing I asked
super-wolves: super-wolves: super-wolves: super-wolves: super-wolves: so i typed this up in a wordpad and i found a printer (one of my neighbours) and i printed some i just did more omg i just heard someone next door scream “WHO IS DOING THIS” i wonder if they can HEAR ME LAUGHGING NOW I’M DONE THIS IS THE LAST ONE THIS TIME I AM DONE THIS TIME
suzukins: people who comment on everything they reblog
mr-briscoe: thallydraper: trashtoro | marththebland: the single funniest moment in the simpsons imo I completely agree
tabby-luv: rimjob-romney: full movies on youtube “to watch this movie click the link in the description”
sometimes i wish i were a nicer person but then i laugh and continue my day
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
damara-you-ho: foreveralone-lyguy: optimuspimp: what if when black people tanned they turned white this picture makes me really uncomfortable
Russian hockey players >
A lovely poem by rhymezone.com:
roses are red violets are blue